(no subject)

so arrive at SAT
no line
also got first class tickets so faster
has 1 carry on wheels
1 backpack laptop bag
took out laptop
took out cookie tin (metal) to avoid laptop bag being searched
took out liquids
took off shoes
put hoodie in laptop bag

informed agent i was opt out

purple bag got rescanned at least once
second time swiped for explosives
while i got pat down they took apart and rescanned the contents of my bag (2 bins), and the bag
agent patting me down was fussy, unlike other agents when i explained i did this weekly insisted on going through the whole spiel
after rescanning my bag in bits they took apart and swipped every last item
in the end they found nothing *eye roll*
took them long enough

useless bastards

on the other hand i tied up 1 xray, 2 explosive scanners and 3 agents for....nothing!