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I really really want to get a mowhawk at DEFCON
i have for years

but there are issues

my hair stopped getting longer years ago, no matter what vitamins i take
when i cut it, it gets to that shortness level and never longer again, the short i go the shorter it stays

I won't upkeep it (shave rest of head)

I am too stupid and lazy to gel or glue it up after defcon, and it'll look stupid post defcon

i don't have the balls to shave it bald while it's growing back in - i am afraid it would just never get long again, i have never had Short hair since a horrible gum incident when i was small